Did YOU just say, "GREEN EGGS AND HAM?"
NO...

The first children's book written by THE LUNACY MACHINE should reach book stores world-wide in late 2012 to mid 2013.  This 'Tim Burton' style story is a guarranteed MUST for all readers!  The story takes place in a mortuary where owner Stan Le Van has been awaiting his new apprentice to assist him in preparing the 'unliving' for their final viewing before they are finally laid to rest. 

However, Stan Le Van's new apprentice is not at all what he had thought he was.  In fact, his new apprentice does not like to handle the 'unliving' at all!! 

Can Stan Le Van reach his new apprentice and help him overcome his fear of working around those who are no longer in the living world we share, or will his new apprentice just walk out and leave Stan Le Van holding the bag?  The body bag that is!!!

Will Green Legs And Hands close its doors forever?